Cue the Jimmy Buffet, slide into a pair of Hawaiian print boxers and immediately transport your boys to the Aloha islands of the Big Kahuna. Your Big Kahuna. What do we mean by that? We're saying plopping your puka shells in a pair of Hawaiian Ball Hammock® boxer briefs is like a sunny vacation for your twig and berries. Ultrasoft Micromodal material acts as a bungalow for your boys, keeping them dry and cool, while the ball pouch keeps the goods out of the grundle just like a classic Hawaiian hammock.

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