The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.

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These Ball Hammocks™ have so many uses. You can put your taters in the pouch to keep them safe and sound. You can play checkers on them. You can lay them out as a picnic blanket for ants. That's about it.

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The Father's Day | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 5 Pack

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