These black long johns are so comfortable and so versatile that you just might start wearing them in place of your regular underwear. Who wouldn't want warmth from tip toes to taint?

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Long Johns

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Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® Pouch Long Underwear, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock® Long Underwear, you will not be disappointed.

The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Long Johns

I’m taking a poll: Do these Ball Hammock® Pouch Long Johns look more purple to you or more blue? I’m on team blue, but my co-worker who named this pair The Precious Plums is clearly on team purple. Fortunately, both of us think the dark stripes are black, so at least that’s something.

The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Long Johns

Slide those long legs into this 3 pack of Long John pouch underwear. Every pair has a supportive pouch to keep your chestnuts off your thighs. Plus, they’re made from breathable MicroModal fabric to keep your chestnuts from roasting. The fabric is moisture-wicking and seriously soft so you stay comfortable whether you’re bombing down a black diamond or just layering up for a cold night.

The Snug As A Bug | Ball Hammock® Long Johns 3 Pack

The Snug As A Bug

The Snug As A Bug

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