You're looking at the eagle's nest, and it's where your balls will rest from here on out. What we're trying to say is that whenever these are slipped on, you won't be able to escape the feeling that you're mounting a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story.
We've designed a ball hammock that we think of as a "dam that prevents your stones from rollin' downhill into the terrible taint." It's as if your boys are being gently coddled by the soft, nurturing touch of angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex, meaning they're soft. Real soft.