The Emoji Orgy
Emoji Ball Hammock® Long Boxers
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All units are in inches.
Please use this
chart as a general guide as
measurements are approximate.
Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.
Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.
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Threat level midnight
$17.99
The threat level midnights
$25.99
The mystery boxer
$21.99MICRO-MODAL
3x softer
than cotton
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
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