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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

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8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Remember back in the day when all we could say was (; and 8===D~ and ( . )( . ) ? You had to get pretty creative during those late night, "you up?" texts. Luckily, technology has progressed to emojis. Send a bigger hint that sticks with these emoji covered long leg Ball Hammock®. Oh ya, we added 2.5 inches down there so now our long leg Ball Hammock® feature a whopping 8.5 inch inseam. You're welcome.

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