The Emoji Orgy
Emoji Ball Hammock® Long Boxers
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Remember back in the day when all we could say was (; and 8===D~ and ( . )( . ) ? You had to get pretty creative during those late night, "you up?" texts. Luckily, technology has progressed to emojis. Send a bigger hint that sticks with these emoji covered long leg Ball Hammocks. Oh ya, we added 2.5 inches down there so now our long leg Ball Hammocks feature a whopping 8.5 inch inseam. You're welcome.