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Threat level midnight bralette

Threat level midnight bralette

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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99

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Matching couples underwear has never been this arousing and confusing at the same time. In some cultures, staring directly into the eyes of a nutcracker is used as a household aphrodisiac. You've been warned, now buy our matching nutcracker Ball Hammock boxers & thong pack to get aroused.

Product Details

    Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

    Thong

  • Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
  • Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
  • Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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