I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.

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Did you know that an elephant trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals? That's pretty neat. Did you also know that elephants have the longest male genitalia out of all mammals as well? It can reach up to 39 inches in length. That's absurd. So we'll just call this pair of elephant patterned Ball Hammock pouch underwear The 3rd Leg in hopes that you can channel that BEE (Big Elephant Energy).

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Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® with fly, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock® boxers, you will not be disappointed.

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