The Peppermint Pimp Canes - Candy Cane Women’s Seamless Boyshort
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for members)They're called candy canes because they are really used as canes at the North Pole. Trust me, I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens. Some elves also have 3 eyes but that's beside the point.