The Few. The Proud. The Well Endowed.
Introducing Magnum Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
New pouch option that's 47% bigger
For The #blessed
Ultra-Supportive Pouch
47% bigger for the #blessed.
Borderline Too Soft
The MicroModal fabric feels almost too good sometimes. Hope you're wearing a belt.
Feels Like You're Wearing Nothing
Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.
Love 'Em Or They're Free
Seriously, we'll just give your money back if you're not in love with them.
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For those still wondering "What the FAQ?"
Why?
Enough of you asked us to make a bigger pouch. We did and we won’t be responsible for any bruised egos if you can’t fill it out.
Do you still have the regular pouch?
Of course. It's what is going to work best for 95% of our customers.
What's Different?
It’s 69% bigger (well actually 47% bigger, but it was a simple round up to 69).
Can I subscribe?
You bet. We won't charge you more for the extra fabric. Just scroll up and click "Subscribe Now."
Am I big enough?
Probably not if you have to ask us.
Are these for growers or showers?
They’re for the lucky 5% of the population.
But my ring finger is way bigger than my middle finger - I'm good to buy a Magnum pouch, right?
Sure, we'll take your money.
I'm all balls, think I can make it work?
If your nickname in college was something like "Bean Bags," then yes, you can purchase this product.
Sounds like the Magnum pouch won’t help my friend. Do you make tiny pouch sizes?
No, but we still have a few inflatable pouches we’d sell.
Straight From The "hung" Horse's Mouth...
See what our wear testers said about the new Magnum pouch option.