The Few. The Proud. The Well Endowed.

Introducing Magnum Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

New pouch option that's 47% bigger

For The #blessed

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Ultra-Supportive Pouch

47% bigger for the #blessed.

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Borderline Too Soft

The MicroModal fabric feels almost too good sometimes. Hope you're wearing a belt.

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Feels Like You're Wearing Nothing

Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.

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Love 'Em Or They're Free

Seriously, we'll just give your money back if you're not in love with them.

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For those still wondering "What the FAQ?"

Why?

Enough of you asked us to make a bigger pouch. We did and we won’t be responsible for any bruised egos if you can’t fill it out.

Do you still have the regular pouch?

Of course. It's what is going to work best for 95% of our customers.

What's Different?

It’s 69% bigger (well actually 47% bigger, but it was a simple round up to 69).

Can I subscribe?

You bet. We won't charge you more for the extra fabric. Just scroll up and click "Subscribe Now."

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    Am I big enough?

    Probably not if you have to ask us.

    Are these for growers or showers?

    They’re for the lucky 5% of the population.

    But my ring finger is way bigger than my middle finger - I'm good to buy a Magnum pouch, right?

    Sure, we'll take your money.

    I'm all balls, think I can make it work?

    If your nickname in college was something like "Bean Bags," then yes, you can purchase this product.

    Sounds like the Magnum pouch won’t help my friend. Do you make tiny pouch sizes?

    No, but we still have a few inflatable pouches we’d sell.

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    Straight From The "hung" Horse's Mouth...

    See what our wear testers said about the new Magnum pouch option.

    Damn.

    Damn.

    I'll just say they understood the assignment.

    A. Giboney

    So comfortable!!!

    So comfortable!!!

    I tried the originals and really wished they made a bigger pouch. The fabric was great and now with this update, I'm back for life.

    C. Miller

    Tripod Is BACK IN ACTIOIN

    Tripod Is BACK IN ACTIOIN

    10/10. Everything fits and the update is incredible.

    L. Alderman

    Exotic and alluring

    Exotic and alluring

    I was skeptical when I was asked to wear test these, but the improvements can definitely be felt (and seen).

    H. Norton

    Hubby's Favorite!!

    Hubby's Favorite!!

    My husband is picky about his boxer briefs and I'm always trying to find one that's just right. When he received the updated pouch, he couldn't stop talking and showing me.

    D. Sandbakken

    Fun Fact:

    NASA had to rename their urination sleeve sizes to Large, Gigantic, and Humongous from small, medium and large because astronauts misjudged the size of their soldiers. We thought that was good knowledge to pass along before you continue on.

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