Monthly Boxer Subscription - Surprise Brief Options

 I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear briefs you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations. 
 Product Details 
 
  Glow in the Dark - Expose to bright light for 30+ seconds for best effect  
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellations Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 They say everything’s bigger in Texas. And while that may be the case, these Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs run true to size. Not from Texas? Take a blue sharpie to the star and enjoy your Czech Republic undies! 

The First Rodeo | Texas Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 There’s nothing more wholesome than lying down in the grass and looking for shapes in the clouds. Gazing at these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs, I can see a bunny, a giraffe, and a whale. What do YOU see? BTW expect some precipitation in about 15 minutes.  
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Reverse Cloud Girl | Cloud Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear  briefs  featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself.  
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Knot Tonights | Balloon Animal Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

  It is frowned upon to consume alternative milks while wearing this utterly fantastic organic whole milk print. Although, you may still consume soy, almond, oat, macadamia, potato, and coconut milk while wearing the Lactose Free Milk Me Ball Hammock® Briefs (launch date pending). 

The Milk Me | Cow Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

  W  e're not talking about fireworks here.   Lean in   closer to see why this X-Rated print belongs under the mattress rather than on the mantle.  

The Grand Finale | USA Camouflage Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 O say can you see the patriotism practically dripping off these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs? The broad stripes and bright stars exude the American spirit. One thing’s for sure: This pattern is definitely making MY red rocket glare.  

The Ellis Island | USA Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 Did you know that flamingos get their pink feathers from the food they eat? While they munch on algae and brine shrimp, their body metabolizes the pigments turning their feathers that pretty pink color. If I turned into the color of what I ate most I'd be walking around like a perfectly crunchy and chewy piece of caramel colored bacon. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Hot Tropic | Tropical Flamingo Ball Hammock® Underwear Briefs

 One glance at these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs and you’ll swoon over the cute furry creatures playing together. A second CLOSER glance and you’ll double-check that no one’s looking at your screen because the cute furry creatures are playing hide the salami. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Bear | Bear and Otter Rainbow Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.  
 Product Details 
 
  Glow in the Dark - Expose to bright light for 30+ seconds for best effect  
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

  This paisley print is proof that our designers can take even the simplest, most well known designs and put a lewd spin on them. Subtle and tasteful are two words they'd use to describe these Ball Hammock® briefs. 

The Outlaw | Naughty Paisley Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

  Welcome to Ron Swanson's wet dream. Fire up the BBQ because today's gathering is BYOM (bring your own meat). 

The Juicy Loins | Meat Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 Sunday…Sunday…SUNDAY! Or any other day of the week is a perfect time to wear these monster truck themed Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs. With so much automotive carnage on your underwear, it’s gonna take some big lug nuts to pull off this look. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Here Be Monsters | Monster Truck Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 A meteor shower is nature’s majestic light show, enjoyed by all captivated stargazers. Which explains why when you wear these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs, people can’t help but stare as you pass by. It also might have something to do with the fact that you’re walking around in your underwear. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Meateorite | Asteroid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 These tropical Ball Hammock® briefs pair extremely well with sipping on a piña colada. And if you are at an establishment that does not serve   piña coladas...may I suggest that you don’t let that kind of negative energy into your life.  
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Oahu Rendezvous | Tropical Leaves Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 Consider yourself #blessed that mullets are making a comeback. You are extremely lucky that in this day and age, mullets are equated to physical attractiveness, stamina and confidence. And if you can't grow one, wearing these Ball Hammock® briefs comes in at a close second. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Hair Down There | Mullet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 The plural of cactus is cacti, so shouldn’t the plural of underwear be underwi? That’s just one of the philosophical questions raised by these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs covered in lewd cacti.  

The Hokey Pokey | Cactus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 The only way to protect yourself from an alien invasion is to wear this pair of Ball Hammock underwear briefs covered in intergalactic warriors. If you get abducted by little green men from space, don't say we didn't warn you.  
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

The Master Blaster | Video Game Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

 Whether you’re 4, 20, or any other age, weed think you’re ganja love toking these Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs out of your underwear drawer. With a pattern this dope, it’d be a real shame to kief it all to yourself. You can dank us later. 
 Product Details 
 
 Features Ball Hammock® Technology 
 MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton) 
 Lightweight, moisture wicking, &amp; breathable 
 Soft flexible waistband 
 
 Materials &amp; Care 
 
 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex 
 Machine wash delicate with like colors 
 Hang dry 
 Avoid fabric softener 
 

Monthly Boxer Subscription - Surprise Brief Options

The Big Bang

Glow In The Dark Constellations Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The First Rodeo

Texas Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Reverse Cloud Girl

Cloud Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Knot Tonights

Balloon Animal Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Milk Me

Cow Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Grand Finale

USA Camouflage Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Ellis Island

USA Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Hot Tropic

Tropical Flamingo Ball Hammock® Underwear Briefs

The Bear

Bear and Otter Rainbow Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Foreign Phalange

Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Outlaw

Naughty Paisley Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Juicy Loins

Meat Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Here Be Monsters

Monster Truck Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Meateorite

Asteroid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Oahu Rendezvous

Tropical Leaves Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Hair Down There

Mullet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Hokey Pokey

Cactus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Master Blaster

Video Game Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Bongstera

Tropical Weed Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs