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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me hope. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammocks that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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