The Threat Level Midnight
Black Everyman™ T Shirt
Proprietary Super Stupid-Soft Fabric Blend
Everyman Fit, Flattering for Men Who Don't Count Carbs
Love Your First Tee or Its Free
Ladies get the "little black dress" and now you get your big black shirt. It's tough having this nice of a black shirt because it will make any other black shirt feel subpar...but it's worth it.