You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® boxer briefs. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....

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The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

These classic solid grey boxer briefs are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection. For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, these grey pouch boxers will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

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The 50 Shades Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear, a pair of boxer briefs for the experienced love maker, ensuring comfort and sensuality in the slumber zone.

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The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.

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Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear for intense situations, featuring ultra-soft MicroModal material and concealed carry pouch for your glock.

Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear for intense situations, featuring MicroModal material for a concealed carry pouch.

Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless there’s some serious grit to it, maybe even the possibility of a Punisher level redemption plot? Like, why else would Bambi befriend someone named ‘Thumper’? But we’re getting off track. The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That’s why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers matter.

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Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock®, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, you will not be disappointed.

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Shop the Bread Winners men’s underwear pack. This best sellers men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.

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