Yellow Lens Pit Viper Sunglasses
We are going to call these yellow lens Pit Viper Sunglasses the Buckshots for obvious reasons. You can hunt in em, shoot slingshots at birds in your backyard in them, or just make everything look like it has a horrible case of jaundice. You can shoot those orange discs out of the sky in these babies. Yes, you can slang fine meats in them.
Hell, if you're a self-proclaimed hipster you might consider wearing these babies because hipsters are already dressing like lumberjacks and shit. It's a stretch, but you could be the hipster that is actually a hipster actually wearing hunting sunglasses because nobody else does. Because it seems like everyone is a hipster these days anyway... Or just make an excuse for your boss to order them for you so you can see the computer screen better. Either way, you need em.