Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
2HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
3INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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You're no stranger to incognito mode on your web browser, this is the same thing just IRL. These Xmas tree camouflage suit Pants, along with the jacket, are your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear. Blend into your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc.
Product Details
Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like agawddamn GQ model.
Description
You're no stranger to incognito mode on your web browser, this is the same thing just IRL. These Xmas tree camouflage suit Pants, along with the jacket, are your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear. Blend into your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc.
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Product Details
Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like agawddamn GQ model.