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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Tiff D. in Boulder, CO


Some say that the scent of cookies and milk with a hint of pine are this world’s most aggressive natural aphrodisiac. Personally, the sound of ripping wrapping paper and the thought of long white beards really gets me going but hey, Christmas is about holiday cheer for everyone. The great North Pole trifecta of Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Buddy the Elf can’t possibly compare to the collection of these chestnut protectors.

With MicroModal fibers softer than Rudolph's glistening coat, your rucksack will feel like an expensive satchel wrapped in designer Italian paper sitting beneath a single pine tree on the peak of Mt. Everest. Keep it easy, breezy and christmazeezy for the holidays with this men's boxer 3 pack.

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"The boxer briefs cradle his
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