Rods, racks, an ax and other things that don't really rhyme, but are all here to be seen. Are you the modern day Davey Crockett? Absolutely not, because ole Crockett doesn't even know what the internet is. He doesn't know how to buy clothes either because he gets his from nature. But, if ole Crockett stumbled across this in nature, we'd bet he try and kill this and wear it.
That there on the collar is corduroy. We wanted to make it from the highly elusive Mesopotamian River beaver, but that animal doesn't exist, so we settled for corduroy instead.