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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
The mystery boxer

The mystery boxer

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Happy nuts comfort cream

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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
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HOW THEY WORK:
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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If you're going to rock these Xmas log pattern boxers then it's important we talk about your morning wood. When you log hog is feeling over eager, it's time to get up, get out and find some beaver. Take that morning enthusiasm and keep it going all day and all night long. Just tuck that pecker into these wood pile boxers and show the world what you're packing. "Is that a log in your festive brown boxers or are you just happy to see me?" The answer is yes, to both. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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