With the coveted neon yellow Crucible Cornea Combustor 80s-inspired one-piece ski suit, you can be as free as Lady Liberty, mean as a rattlesnake, and wild as a mongoose. A true “triple threat,” as a wise man once said. With newfound confidence, consider going one step further and dismantling the rear-view mirror in your car. Why? Because everything from the past is now irrelevant.
p.s. The inside fleece lining of this beaut's softer than a newborn baby's behind and warmer than the swaddling blanket it's likely wrapped in.