Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1BUST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
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Description
Breaking up is hard to do, unless you're ending your relationship with a tasty little gingerbread man. In that case, breaking up is easy AND delicious, and we have the perfect outfit for the occasion. With a built-in bottle opener and an adjustable drawstring waistband, you can break up with as many gingerbread men and refreshing holiday beverages as you like without sacrificing any comfort or snazz. Get a matching pair for your partner, and whether you break up or stay together, you'll always have the holidays.
Product Details
Fit as expected
Length is adjustable by straps
Built in bottle opener inside the chest pocket
Drawstring waistband
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Brand: Shinesty
Designed By: Allie in Boulder, CO
Description
Breaking up is hard to do, unless you're ending your relationship with a tasty little gingerbread man. In that case, breaking up is easy AND delicious, and we have the perfect outfit for the occasion. With a built-in bottle opener and an adjustable drawstring waistband, you can break up with as many gingerbread men and refreshing holiday beverages as you like without sacrificing any comfort or snazz. Get a matching pair for your partner, and whether you break up or stay together, you'll always have the holidays.