This American flag bucket tank top will solve all of your problems. Or at least one very specific problem. Tired of carrying a purse, but angry that the patriarchy has made your pant pockets so small and tight that you haven't been able to fit a phone or keys or anything of value in there since women's cargo pants went out of style in 2001? Look. No. Further.
P.S. The patriarchy just wants to weigh you down with a purse so that a) you're less agile and b) you buy expensive purses and things to fill them up with, like makeup, body lotion, perfume, hair spray, and other products marketed to make you feel insecure and ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT. End rant. Love,