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classy red boxers for men

Classy red boxers for men

The Threat Level Midnight Ball Hammock With Fly

The threat level midnight ball hammock with fly

The Mystery Ball Hammock With Fly

The mystery ball hammock with fly


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 Before I get into this red Christmas sweater short, let me ask. You're familiar with the red dress effect, right? If you aren't, it's when people who wear red are perceived as more sexually appealing, which is exactly what you are in this red Christmas short. Introducing the Soiree of Sin Ugly Christmas sweater short, and like one Craigslist ad we saw, we "can't sell this to any married men because we don't want that kind of karma bothering us at night."

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  • Slim fit, European cut
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
  • Brand: Opposuits
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