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Description

No matter where you come from, flakes are flying and you bet yer ass it's going to be a white Christmas this year. We want to protect every shriveled sack from the doom of winters demise, that's why we created the Millennial Snowflake Stuffer, the first and only snowflake ball hammock boxer that keeps your cods cozy. Why? 

It's a little thing called the ball hammock and it's like an igloo for your acorns, plumping them up and giving them the support they deserve. Plus they're made with an ultra soft Micromodal material that’s the second softest thing you’ll put your junk in when the storms a brewing. The forecast says 2-4", she's expecting 5-8" and your junk will look the part in a pair of Ball Hammocks. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, CO

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