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No matter where you come from, flakes are flying and you bet yer ass it's going to be a white Christmas this year. We want to protect every shriveled sack from the doom of winters demise, that's why we created the Millennial Snowflake Stuffer, the first and only snowflake ball hammock®  boxer that keeps your cods cozy. Why? 

It's a little thing called the ball hammock®  and it's like an igloo for your acorns, plumping them up and giving them the support they deserve. Plus they're made with an ultra soft Micromodal material that’s the second softest thing you’ll put your junk in when the storms a brewing. The forecast says 2-4", she's expecting 5-8" and your junk will look the part in a pair of Ball Hammock® . 

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Pouch Underwear Technology

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

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