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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
The mystery boxer

The mystery boxer

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The mascot eagle printed socks

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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

No matter where you come from, flakes are flying and you bet yer ass it's going to be a white Christmas this year. We want to protect every shriveled sack from the doom of winters demise, that's why we created the Millennial Snowflake Stuffer, the first and only snowflake ball hammock boxer that keeps your cods cozy. Why? 

It's a little thing called the ball hammock and it's like an igloo for your acorns, plumping them up and giving them the support they deserve. Plus they're made with an ultra soft Micromodal material that’s the second softest thing you’ll put your junk in when the storms a brewing. The forecast says 2-4", she's expecting 5-8" and your junk will look the part in a pair of Ball Hammocks. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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