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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 

Description

Picture yourself lying in a field of radiant flowers, staring at a deep orange and blue sunset in the distance. Your hands feel non-existent and your feet are floating (I like to picture myself wearing the moon boots from Napoleon Dynamite). 

Now picture you arise from that position, but the flowers stay with you and you are wearing these floral dress pants. Like a 90's MTV music video, you float into the sky only to be resurrected by a new life form. 

That's what it feels like to slip into a pair of floral pants like the Dose of Daisies. We'll let you decide why we called it what we did, but all we can say is that none of that story was from experience, but all of it was from the assumption that when you wear floral dress pants like these, you will feel like you are floating in a 90's MTV music video. If that's not enough to have you in a cuddle puddle, these bad babes ain't for you. 

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