You’re a Redskins fan. Dan Snyder is your team’s owner, so you know that trying to buy your way to happiness is usually not a good idea, and normally we’d agree. Unless that happiness is this bow tie.
This bow tie is like Joe Gibbs in the '80s and '90s: beautiful. But then again, everything was. Kid and Play were national treasures, fax machines were mind-blowing, and Night Court was on TV - and that’s happiness. That’s what this bow tie gives you: “bought happiness” for a Redskins fan, for the first time in the Dan Snyder era. You’re welcome.