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As per the internet, "adult walruses are easily recognized by their prominent tusks, whiskers, and bulk." So clearly your bulk will be easily recognizable by the prominent tusk on these walrus ball pouch boxers. I also found out "walruses live mostly in shallow waters...and spend significant amounts of their lives looking for clams to eat." Meaning these walrus boxers are going to get you into some shallow waters with clams to eat. Or if that's not your thing, just think of a real walrus atop a piece of floating ice... that's the kind of support these blue ball pouch boxers provide.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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