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Despite getting made fun of a lot in middle school, the banana has managed to turn looking like a schlong into a positive, becoming the preferred snack of eccentric performance artists and naughty Instagram stars all over the world. Besides being extremely high in potassium, the banana is best known for its performance in that one video with a fresh jar of Nutella, and it continues to push the erotic boundaries between food and art. Now you and your SO can enjoy peeling your bananas over and over again with this pack of matching boxers and thong without OD-ing on potassium. (Signs of a potassium overdose include muscle weakness or paralysis, irregular heartbeat, confusion, tingling sensation in the limbs, low blood pressure, and coma. Get emergency medical help immediately, ideally before the coma.)

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    Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

    Thong

  • Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
  • Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
  • Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

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