The Mess-Free American
USA Onesie With Dumper Flap
This USA American Flag Onesie has got a dumper flap, so you don't have to take it off when mom's spaghetti hits quicker than expected. But we know what you're thinking. "How I get my freedom parts out of that USA onesie if I need to go number one?" We can't say for certain, but it has a deep zippered front to help whip it out in a jiff.
Oh, it's cold out? Well, this is one full-body, fleece-lined heating pad that goes up to 11. It kinda feels like a thousand alpacas massaging every inch of you.