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It would have been no secret that Marion Jones was juicing in the Olympics if she wore these American flag running shorts. They've officially been barred from the 2016 Rio Olympics on the premise that it makes lesser countries weak at the knees at the site of a caboose in these shorts. They're a dead giveaway that you're on some P.E.D.s to dominate. 

  • Brand: Krass and Co.
  • Material: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex
  • Have bloomers so you don't have to waste a clean pair o' undies
  • Features a pocket for your flask, smokes, or cell phone. To each his/her own.
  • Label is sewn upside down, so roll 'em away, baby.

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It would have been no secret that Marion Jones was juicing in the Olympics if she wore these American flag running shorts. They've officially been barred from the 2016 Rio Olympics on the premise that it makes lesser countries weak at the knees at the site of a caboose in these shorts. They're a dead giveaway that you're on some P.E.D.s to dominate. 

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  • Brand: Krass and Co.
  • Material: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex
  • Have bloomers so you don't have to waste a clean pair o' undies
  • Features a pocket for your flask, smokes, or cell phone. To each his/her own.
  • Label is sewn upside down, so roll 'em away, baby.

It would have been no secret that Marion Jones was juicing in the Olympics if she wore these American flag running shorts. They've officially been barred from the 2016 Rio Olympics on the premise that it makes lesser countries weak at the knees at the site of a caboose in these shorts. They're a dead giveaway that you're on some P.E.D.s to dominate. 

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