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THE ROCKY ROBE NON-ICE CREAM RELATED AMERICAN FLAG ROBE

Product Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • 2 pockets 
  • 200% knock out

Description

I love how versatile this men's American flag robe is. Need to take out the trash? Boom, this USA print men's velour robe has you covered. Fighting for the welterweight title? Also boom. Plus, whichever scenario you're in, you're going to feel like a champion in this robe. Hell, we call it the Rocky Robe after all. Name a more dominant fictional boxer out of Philly to defeat Apollo Creed... yeah that's right, y'can't.

But wait, call me Billy Mays 'cus there's more. This robe's adaptive qualities extend well beyond taking out the trash and welterweight titles. This baby is apt for Netflix binges, Coachella benders, and of course 4th of July. And if you're still not a believer, check out this list of notable robe-wearers that I just made based on life experience and 0 research:

  • Hugh Hefner
  • Red from Pineapple Express
  • The Dude
  • The Dalai Lama
  • Michael Scott in that one episode of The Office
  • Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Case in point, it sounds like you need a robe. 

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