This quilted dog Christmas hoodie is not for making a good impression. This hoodie is for seeing your old lover out at the fire hydrant over the holidays and reminding her that you may have moved to the garage to restart your life, but you’re still a dog.
It’s for making sure your owner stays disappointed in your achievements. It’s for peeing on every pole you see. It’s for your looking good while scooting your ass against a plush carpet. And it’s for jumping on the table and drinking your owners beer until you finish or he walks back in. Get out there and make us proud, you dog.