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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Did you know that the little dangly bits that hang off of a turkey's neck are called, "snoods"? I didn't know either. I wanted to name these Thanksgiving-themed Ball Hammock boxers "The Snoods", but I forgot the dang name every single time. I lost my chance to be anatomically correct, and instead settled with a more descriptive name. Please enjoy keeping your dangly bits intact with The Dangly Bits Ball Hammock boxer briefs. 

 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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