Trump's no stranger to outlandish promises, but "I guarantee we're going to say 'Merry Christmas' at every store when I'm president," wasn't one of those. When the Donald isn't calling Rosie O'Donnell a total loser, saying his private plane 'trumps' Air Force One or saying he's going to bring merciless waterboarding to ISIS, he's front lining the movement to make Christmas great again.
He's the Christmas martyr no one asked for or needed, but the one presented in front of us. So with that, go ahead and make Christmas great again, send it to an avid Bernie Sanders supporter as a white elephant gift, or burn it because you hate the man. But collectively, let's make Christmas great again.