Donald Trump thinks, "Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. I don't know."
And thus a star burned even brighter, the war on Christmas waged, and the inspiration for this ugly Christmas turtleneck was born. Trump may be downright ludicrous at times, but aren't we all? This isn't public policy - this is Christmas and The Donald has a point. Let's make Christmas, Christmas again. We agree we can't match such a sweet and succulent comb over, but we sure as shit can complement it with those beautifully puckered lips and our very own Trumpuccino.
"If I become president, we're all going to be saying Merry Christmas again, that I can tell you. That, I can tell you (drops mic)." - The Donald.
No need to, brotha. We've got this.