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TOUCH ME TWICE NAUGHTY OR NICE PATCHWORK UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER SUIT

$19.99

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

Description

This quilted Christmas suit is not for making a good impression. This suit is for seeing your high school sweetheart out at the bars over the holidays and reminding her that you may have moved to Chicago to restart your life, but you’re still an asshole. It’s for making sure your dad stays disappointed in your achievements. It’s for DJ’ing middle school holiday dances. It’s for your obnoxious ivy-league cousin’s black tie wedding on NYE. And it’s for buying your boss shots of Rumplemintz until he declares every Friday in December a corporate holiday. Get out there and make us proud.

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