Is that Bond, James Bond? In short, nope, it isn't. Not even close. Maybe if 007 packed on about 40 extra pounds from a daily MGD 12-pack habit. Or, if happy hour nachos at Outback became his favorite hobby. No, what you're gazing upon makes Vera Wang weep, Burberry blaspheme, Dolce and Gabbana gasp, and J. Crew crapola in their pants. It also makes every tuxedo shirt maker, ever, shake in their boots.
It's the tracksuit tuxedo, and it's unapologetic: 100% polyester, 210% mind blowing and requires 0% bowtie skills (an important feature when you consider you'll be double fisting most occasions you wear this).
Its hobbies include: having an elastic waistband, being a zip up, having a sewn-on velcro bow tie, as well as helping wearers everywhere grow caterpillar mustaches. Welcome to the Traxedo.