Is that Bond, James Bond? In short, nope, it isn't. Not even close. Maybe if 007 packed on about 40 extra pounds from a daily MGD 12-pack habit. Or, if happy hour nachos at Outback became his favorite hobby. No, what you're gazing upon makes Vera Wang weep, Burberry blaspheme, Dolce & Gabbana gasp, and J. Crew crapola in their pants. It also makes every tuxedo shirt maker, ever, shake in their boots.
It's the tracksuit tuxedo, and it's unapologetic: 100% polyester, 210% mind blowing and requires 0% bowtie skills (an important feature when you consider you'll be double fisting most occasions you wear this).
Its hobbies include: having an elastic waistband, being a zip up, having a sewn-on velcro bow tie, as well as helping wearers everywhere grow caterpillar mustaches. Welcome to the Traxedo.