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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
Threat level midnight seamless thong

Threat level midnight seamless thong

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We made this tiger Christmas suit because zoologist recently discovered that felines love Christmas. Apparently, tigers are so soothed by the combination of red and green, they experience a natural euphoria known as "Tiger Delight". In this state, their sexual attraction is heightened and desire to mate at an all-time high. That's why we created this Christmas tiger short suit, because there's nothing more sexually attractive than a burly man in a short suit. The name just came along when someone mentioned Mike Tyson and our CMO couldn't stop laughing.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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