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  • Fit as expected
  • 100% polyester
  • Medium weight fabric - v soft


When I first saw this USA tie-dye tank top I thought to myself "This would be so easy to make at home”, but I was quickly proven wrong. Not only is it made with an ultra soft material and probably died more professionally than myself, it works great at festivals because A) it isn't a flower headband and B) it's loose fitting so you can consume an entire basket of hot wings without anyone noticing your bulging belly. Slide into this USA tank top and never again look like the thousands of girls neon wearing fishnets, "bae" one-piece swimsuits and circular glasses with no prescription. 

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