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Neon Blue Snakeskin Blazer

Neon blue snakeskin blazer

$99.99
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We covered the fact that there is virtually nothing sneaky about this electric blue snakeskin suit when we talked about the matching blazer, but when it comes to these snakeskin pants, we cannot underestimate their power. An outrageous pattern like the one you see before you is handy camouflage for unsightly, overstuffed pockets, inadvertently unzipped zippers, and yes, even those pesky errant boners. To the untrained and possibly inebriated eye, it all just looks like one big strong muscle, which is probably what you were going for anyway.

Product Details

  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co

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