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This green plaid Christmas suit was created when Dirty Dangerfield took a trip to down South (no pun intended) to Daytona Beach one weekend. Dangerfield showed some thigh and consequently pays child support for the three Dirty Dangerfield Jrs. that were born 9 months following. Dangerfield's momma wasn't too happy when she heard the news, telling him he should of wrapped it up before his chestnuts hit the eggnog. Dangerfield decided a green plaid short suit closely resembling wrapping paper would do the trick. His momma never spoke to him again but he looks sick as f**k at family pictures. 

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

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