The Short Dangerfield
Thermos Plaid Shorts
This green plaid Christmas short was created when Dirty Dangerfield took a trip to down South (no pun intended) to Daytona Beach one weekend. Dangerfield showed some thigh and consequently pays child support for the three Dirty Dangerfield Jrs. that were born 9 months following. Dangerfield's momma wasn't too happy when she heard the news, telling him he should of wrapped it up before his chestnuts hit the eggnog. Dangerfield decided a green plaid short closely resembling wrapping paper would do the trick. His momma never spoke to him again but he looks sick as f**k at family pictures.