Think of them as the gift you actually can’t get in time for Christmas 2015. Or, giving yourself a future gift for the fall Either way, here’s what happens: 1) you buy the suit now, 2) we deliver it to you this fall 3) when sh*t hits the fan over the 2016 holidays you already have your suit and can sit back and laugh with a glass of fine Cognac spiked nog. Call it your 2016 Christmas Suit Insurance Policy.
Do you remember all those Christmas parties you went to last year dressed in your mom's baggy vintage '88 Christmas sweater complete with shoulder pads and shedding small trinkets from holidays past with each step you took? Do you remember going home to your sad, cold bed a little tipsy and utterly alone? Thought so. But what is there to do? You don't want to be the stiff who shows up dressed all "normal and boring" to a holiday party. Well luckily for you, daddy (that's us) went up North and got some of Ole man Nick's hobbit friends to whip up something a bit more... dapper. You're welcome. And no we don't want milk and cookies, just give us a wink the next morning.