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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Let me tell you something fascinating since you can clearly see we're selling, and everything else you need to know about how soft and supportive these men's Ball Hammock boxer briefs can be found below.

There's a breeding horse named Tapit (I couldn't make that up) whose breeding fees are $300,000 per load. Before you waste your time googling how much American Pharaoh gets to pop one off, it's a measly $200,000.

...kind makes the cost of this 2-pack of boxer briefs with a built-in gonad pouch seem like really, really reasonable, right? 

Product Details

  • Ball Hammock support pouch
  • 3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
  • Moisture wicking & breathable
  • 4-way stretch
  • Anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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