THE STOCKING FULL OF COAL BLACK TURTLENECK

Everybody and their mother, father, sister, brother, cousin, dog, etc. NEEDS at least one Steve Jobs turtleneck in their lives. This plain black turtleneck may look simple on the surface, but the wearing possibilities are endless. Wear this simple turtleneck with a heavy gold chain, underneath a holiday blazer, with your fat jeans (come on, it's Winter, we're all putting on a few lbs), with no pants (no problem) and discover the comfort and ease that is a perfect turtleneck.