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Ladies red knit ugly christmas sweater suit

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Before I get into this red Christmas sweater short suit, let me ask. You're familiar with the red dress effect, right? If you aren't, it's when people who wear red are perceived as more sexually appealing, which is exactly what you are in this red Christmas suit. Introducing the Soiree of Sin Ugly Christmas sweater suit, and like one Craigslist ad we saw, we "can't sell this to any married men because we don't want that kind of karma bothering us at night."

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  • Slim fit, European cut. Includes tie
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress shorts, and tie
  • Brand: Opposuits
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