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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

 If you're considering getting your kid these 3 underwear, that little shit machine has no idea how good he's got it. He'll thank you when he looks back on the photos of these when he's 30, we'll thank you in advance for him right now. Consider the Parent of the Year award submitted.

Product Details

  • 3x softer than cotton
  • Naturally moisture wicking & breathable
  • 4-way stretch
  • Anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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