Sure, it might be frowned upon to be the drunkest guy/gal at the party... but you're the truest form of the eagle and you must lead by example. So, if you want your party to be illiterate upon all illiteracies, start crushing brews and expect the rest to follow. It's worth noting that this mask is flat as a sheet of paper, but the blazer is very much 3D. Practice holding your beers with 4 fingers because that's how many finger openings are on these talons. Your middle and ring fingers will be best buds.