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The mystery boxer

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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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If you're going to rock these Xmas log pattern boxers then it's important we talk about your morning wood. When you log hog is feeling over eager, it's time to get up, get out and find some beaver. Take that morning enthusiasm and keep it going all day and all night long. Just tuck that pecker into these wood pile boxers and show the world what you're packing. "Is that a log in your festive brown boxers or are you just happy to see me?" The answer is yes, to both. 

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Pouch Underwear Technology

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

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