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THE MIDNIGHT MENAGE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER



And by menage I'm talking about you, me, and a bottle of '69 Bourgoyne. Ok, it's a mid 2014 Yellowtail and there's a mannikin leftover from my roommate's "fashion show" eyein' us from afar. No matter, it's December the f'ing 5th. After the company Christmas party...because no, things won't get weird. How could they?

I'll tell you how. FFwd 2 months to us at the office working just a little later than everyone else when we relive the after-holiday-party magic in the CFOs office. On her chaise. Then, once again on Doug's desk from accounting. I bet he never accounted for this. That'll teach him to 'miss' my reimbursement check.

And that, ladies and gents, is how a baby is made and the power of a navy ugly Christmas sweater. That last bit's for SEO. Google...if you're listening...please rank us. That there is some high-quality Xmas content the world was waiting for.

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MODEL INFO
Height: 6'
Weight: 165
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 38
Biceps: Slender
Sign: Sexy

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