We'll be dipped in shit because daddy got his hands on the short-sleeved version of the classic 'Merican Gentleman, just like you guys asked for. Actually, it wasn't "all" of you guys. It was just one man from Louisiana who said he was going through a mid-life crisis and wanted the sleeves hacked off STAT. Now you can take that farmer's tan to a whole new level while you're bringing Ms. Lemonade Lucy to the Thunderdome for a night of raucous love making.
Hell yeah, you'll still look formal as a MFer. You also leave no buts about it that you're sure as shit not French and that you don't mind letting the ladies know you've been hitting the gym trying to get back in playing shape during the off season.